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Remember the movie Shallow Hal? I had high standards too, until I dated an ugly girl. I th..
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I fancy Miss Butler at my school.
Hottest. Music. Teacher. Ever.
Teach me!
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Last night I had my first wet dream, and it was really brilliant, its like having the best..
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I wish I were a ghost and could have sex with my soulmate ghost.
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I think it's possible that I did marry the wrong one. But you left me. You chose the schoo..
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I wish that rose you left in her locker on that sunny valentine's day was for me instead.
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When I was 14 I snuck out of the house and offered to suck the dick of the first person I ..
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I made out with this friend of mine, John, at a party over spring break.
It's kind of awkw..
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When my parents were tight on cash, I attempted to save money on our water bill by pissing..
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I'm 28 years old and can't get by without $$ from my parents. If it weren't for them I'd b..