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last night I got a phone call: "Good news", she said, "We aren't Pregnant!".
I'm pissed of..
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i always feel really queasy if i swallow, but i feel it's rude not to.
i must be fucked in..
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I'm listening to my friend talk about his girlfriend. I love him so much. I don't know i..
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there is this girl that goes to my school. she's really quiet and shy. she's very skinny, ..
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don't ever make a reference of humour or satire with small penises. men really will crumbl..
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Whenever there is a program on Hitler on the History Channel, It is mysteriously blacked o..
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It's 2:13 AM, and I have a test today. I'm going to fail.
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I have to say something.
I just have to.
It's a message to all of the girls out there, who..
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i'm happy.
that he got fired. now we have a restraining order against him to protect our f..
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I'm insanely jealous of all of my friends. They're not socially inept like me and they're ..