I thought I was having the worst day of my entire life, and then it got worse. I coughed up a paperclip! When exactly did I eat a paperclip last night? Imagine, if you will, my sheer bewilderment. First, you wake up and find that you that you wrecked your car drunk AND got violated in the ass by the guy you THOUGHT was your best friend. Then you cough up a paperclip. Fuck.
Confess ID: vduprgw0
Posted On: 23-Dec-2008
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