See, my toilet in my apartment is clogged, and I don't have a plunger or a car to transport myself to go get one. So everytime I have to relieve myself, I have to go down to the clubhouse. Well last night I woke up and it was too late to walk all the way down to the clubhouse, I wouldn't make it. So I went out on to my balcony and dropped the most heinous dump I have probably ever had. It stunk like high hell and it was huge. I picked it up with a paper towel and decided I was going to take it to the clubhouse to flush it, but then I saw a duck on the walk that was hissing at me. I threw the turd at the duck and nailed it in the chest. I felt accomplished :D Confess ID: mevhggsx        Posted On: 20-Nov-2008