Sometimes I really hate my girlfriend. She's hearing impaired and when she yells at me, she sounds like a crazed turkey. She loves to yell at me about stupid shit. Mainly she yells about why I'm laughing when she yells at me.
Confess ID: vy6opx1o
Posted On: 26-Jul-2008
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