Sometimes I sit here and think "damn, I am so happy I am a dude." Im completely straight, in fact like most guys I spend my waking hours thinking about how great women are for sex. Yet to be one? If i had to menstruate, I would shoot myself to avoid the hassle. Seriously, how much must that suck? What happens if you forget a tampon - do you just bleed all over the place until you find one? Also, if I only got off a fraction of the time I had sex, I would shoot myself. No way in hell would I want some other person having any influence on whether or not I get off. Don't get me started on childbirth. If I worked the same job as some guy but got paid less, I would burn down my office. And tits? They are my favorite things in the world to play with, so long as they are not permanently attached to my chest, slowing me down and reminding me that my true purpose is to squirt out the next generation of people. Oh, and I love my penis. I would miss ol' wilbur if he were gone.
Confess ID: bzgxi5ub
Posted On: 26-Nov-2008
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