This older black couple came in and the husband wandered around checking out games while the wife came up to the counter and starting asking me random nonsensical questions about games. All of a sudden, I see her husband drop his pants and squat down in the middle of the sales floor, and his wife starts screaming: "HE TAKIN A SHIT, HE TAKIN A SHIT, HE AINT HAD HIS MEDICINE, CALL A DOCTOR MOTHAFUCKA, LOOK AT HIM HE SHITTIN ON THE FLOOR!" I stood there in complete shock for a second as this guy shit on the floor, and grabbed the phone and walked toward him, I think I had some hazy idea of calling an ambulance or something, I really don't know. As I stood there in shock, his wife ran behind the counter, filled her purse with games, and her husband pulled up his pants and ran out of the store, leaving a huge steaming pile of shit sqaure in the middle of the sales floor. My district manager thought I was pranking him when I called in to report it. Worked out for me, I got to close the store for the next couple of days while they replaced the carpet. My best friend was a manager for Target, a few blocks down the road, and apparently they'd pulled the same thing there too. They'd ask an employee for something, the wife pulled down her pants and pissed in the middle of the aisle, and the husband took a bunch of electronics while everyone stood there in shock. Confess ID: zg1ypqgq        Posted On: 17-Aug-2008