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I make lists but never finish them.
I love rooting for an underdog because I secretly like..
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my friend was dating her student, with a 10-year difference between them. she was totally..
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You ask me why I'm so mean to you. Here's your answer: I hate you. You think you're a sain..
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I must confess. I use to be an avid fan of mandarin oranges, and publically supported them..
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i got my dick stuck in a jacuzzi water jet. but it kinda felt good until the fire departme..
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I'm 16 years old. I honestly strive to be a good person, but I've messed up too many times..
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I hate how all my friends tell me, "you're so pretty" or "youre gorgeous", but I don't bel..
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don't ever make a reference of humour or satire with small penises. men really will crumbl..
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People think I'm amazing because I know everything, hardly ever study, finish every test ..
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I am grateful that I am still fat.
Being fat kept me funny and real,
and stopped me from b..