First of all, I'm afraid someone I know well is going to read this and somehow know it is me and realize that all of their suspicions about me are true. -I had a dream that I was a man and I was sexually ravaging my true, real-life female form. - I had another dream that I was Paris Hilton's lesbian lover. I liked to spank her while she said "That's hot". -When I see trash trucks compress the garbage in the back of them, I often imagine what would happen to a small child in there. -When I see Asian children in public, I feel an intense need to pat them on the head. Sometimes I can't resist. I've only been questioned by one parent. -I once used the "Star Spangled Banner" as a torture device. -I cheated on my last boyfriend with two guys in one night. -I deny doing some drugs I have done and lie about having done others I have not. I cannot explain why, even to myself. - I have a legion of imaginary friends (not in a childish sense) that I talk about openly with my real friends as if they actually exist. Sometimes I believe that they do. -I want to be double teamed by two huge men, but I'm too worried about what people would say and think if it got out. Vegas, here I come! -I went down on a teacher from my highschool at my friend's graduation party. Confess ID: wabjxhp3        Posted On: 30-Dec-2008