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I'm nice to my best friend who is a girl so I can hook up with her.
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I am a guy but I carry around tampons so I can offer them to homeless women.
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I just saw this movie Oxygen in which Adrien Brody (who I think is extremely hot) dies slo..
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i hate craigslist so much because i am so incapable of posting witty replies in political ..
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i tried to kill my little sister when i was seven.
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Tonight I went out drinking and wasn't overly dressed up but i did my make-up and put on a..
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i miss you everyday.
the only way i've been able to survive is to assume you've forgotten ..
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i make people think im skinny by sucking in my stomach.i need to work out
everyone thinks ..
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oh my fucking lord. my girls dad just walked in on us. oh my god. oh my god.
I'm a girl to..