I work in a Chineese restaurant and see 100's of fortune cookie messages a day. I always read them, and nobody does, sometimes even the costumers dont. It's weird, they are so smart and wise. My favorite was this one: "Compromise is always wrong if it means giving up the principle". and "You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life."
Confess ID: zm4witjc
Posted On: 11-Oct-2008
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if anybody herted by me.i am realy very sorry.
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