In grade 3, a girl took my pencil case and wouldn't give it back. I poked her in both her eyes Three Stooges style. But she did not block like they do in the show. To this day everytime I remember this, I laugh hysterically, regardless of where I am.
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Posted On: 25-Sep-2008
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