PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.______________________________CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. Category: Idiots        Posted On: 16-Jun-2008