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Sweetst Excuse:A kid gets 0 mark in a paper.Father angrily says: Wt is dis?Kid replies: Teacher k paas STAR khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kr diye! - in Funny Shayari

Sweetst Excuse:A kid gets 0 mark in a paper.Father angrily says: Wt is dis?Kid replies: Teacher k paas STAR khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kr diye! - in Funny Shayari

5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird! - in Funny Shayari

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u? - in Funny Shayari

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! - in Funny Shayari

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meriTeri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri - in Funny Shayari

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi haiJaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai - in Funny Shayari

I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u Enuff - I luv other alphabets also - in Funny Shayari