There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. - in Birthday sms
Sixteen candles make a lovely light [br /]But not as bright as your eyes tonight - in Birthday sms
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men. - in Birthday sms
At seventy-seven it is time to be earnest. - in Birthday sms
At twenty-one, so many things appear solid, permanent, untenable. - in Birthday sms
Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them. - in Birthday sms
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics. - in Birthday sms
Old age is not for sissies. - in Birthday sms
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - in Birthday sms
A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache. - in Birthday sms
