Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist? A: Tooth-Hurty!
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Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai... Silence for few Minutes... Amitabh: Abey to phir M...
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Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di. Next day Gujju ne apna Bank acccount band karwa diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha: Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge.
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Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi de... Teesri tandurasti... Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.
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At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
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Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
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When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. -Garman Wold
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