Guess what is most amazing about Human being’s TOUNGE
[br /]It takes 3Years to learn, how to use it
[br /]But a Life Time to Learn WHERE & WHEN to USE it
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WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POVERTY?
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[br /]WHEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IS READY 2 KISS U FOR 2Rs AND YOU HAVE ONLY 1Rs
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
[br /]A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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if u get less mesages from me,
[br /]do not think that i did not care for u,
[br /]but i m searching for the best message
[br /]for a best person like u!
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4 Things Boys Do In The Examination Hall[br /][br /]
[br /]1. Counting # Of Girls
[br /][br /]2. Flirting With Lady Superident
[br /][br /]3. Reading The Brand Name Of Their Pen[br /]
[br /]4. Think...
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A true friend is someone who will stay on the phone when your upset and fall asleep with you
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Best friends are the people you grow old with and race in wheel chairs in the nursing home
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