Ager kisi ko
kisi se pyar
ho jaye to
kiya karna
chahiye.?
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Think !!
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Dono ki
shadi karwa
deni chahiye
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salon ka
bhoot utar
jayega..!! - in Family
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaan thi, Sab log usey Akbar bulate thay.
Socho Kyun
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Thora aur
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Nahi pata kya
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Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha - in Family
A teenager who had just received her learner's permit for driving offered to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination.
"Thank you!" said the mother as she got out of the car and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Anytime," her daughter replied.
As the mother closed the door she said, "I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to God." - in Family
Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, 'You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. He's now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago.'
The second woman says, 'You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard. he's now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles.'
The last woman says, 'You know my son, he never did too well is school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman.'
The other two women ask 'What is a sports repairman?' The woman then replies, 'He fixes games... you know, hockey games, football games, basketball games....' - in Family
op Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? - in Family
There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, their pastor retired, and a new one was hired. Not only could he see right through the brothers' deception, but he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers. A fund-raising campaign was started to build a new assembly. All of a sudden, one of the brothers died. The remaining brother sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new building. "I have only one condition," he said. "At his funeral, you must say my brother was a saint." The pastor gave his word, and deposited the check. The next day, at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. "He was an evil man," he said. "He cheated on his wife and abused his family." After going on in this vein for a small time, he concluded with, "But, compared to his brother, he was a saint." - in Family