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Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.

Proof: Suppose that a=b. Then
a = b
a^2 = ab
a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
(a b)(a - b) = b(a - b)
a b = b
a = 0

Furthermore if a b = b, and a = b, then b b = b, and 2b = b, which mean that 2 = 1.
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Theorem: 1 = 1/2:
Proof:

We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) 1/(3*5) 1/(5*7) 1/(7*9)
...

as 1/2((1/1 - 1/3) (1/3 - 1/5) (1/5 - 1/7) (1/7 - 1/9) ... ).
All terms after 1/1 cancel, so that the sum is 1/2.

We can also re-write the series as (1/1 - 2/3) (2/3 - 3/5) (3/5 - 4/7)
(4/7 - 5/9) ...

All terms after 1/1 cancel, so that the sum is 1.

Thus 1/2 = 1.
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Theorem: 3=4
Proof:

Suppose:
a b = c

This can also be written as:
4a - 3a 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c

After reorganizing:
4a 4b - 4c = 3a 3b - 3c

Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a b-c) = 3 * (a b-c)

Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3
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Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.


Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.
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