Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye… Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..
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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai Khud to msg karte nahi hai, Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
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Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har ladki aap ko, mera bhai mera bhai
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Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan: 1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge. 2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge. 3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo. Besharam SMS pura padhenge.
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Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki… Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ” simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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Dil me Tum Dharhkan me Tum Aankhon me Tum Saanson me Tum Jahan b dekhu Bus Tum hi Tum Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen Jaraseem har jaga hote hain…. You might also like:
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ” simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ” simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly? . . Bf : You Are Both . . Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ? . . . Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
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Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww ... Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.
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Flowers butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars moon = A romantic night. Rain monsoon = A lovely weather. U ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
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One day a monkey looked into mirror
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately
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