When things turn out
bad and your strength is
no longer enough to carry them.
You must never give up,
cause when your strength ends,
my worth is your friend begins.
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Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!
- in Joke sms
So nice website………..
i like this too much……
Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Ca...
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Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
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Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet, picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai....
hhahaa
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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…
- in Joke sms
Once A couple went 2 a
resturant..
BF: kya logi tum.?
GF: tum jo kaho..
BF: Achcha..waiter Menu lana..
GF: (in shy) Me bhi menu
khaungi.
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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone
pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
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Fiza Mein Mehakti Saam Ho Tum
Pyaar Mein Jhalakta Jaam Ho Tum
Sine Mein Chupaye Phirte Hain Hum Yaadein Tumhari
Isliye Meri Zindagi Ka Dusra Naam Ho Tum…
- in Joke sms
Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
Aaj subah he chal bsa,
Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.
Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,
Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)
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Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
Aaj subah he chal bsa,
Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.
Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,
Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)
- in Joke sms
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hainâ€
- in Joke sms
Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
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Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke ...
- in Joke sms