When things turn out bad and your strength is no longer enough to carry them. You must never give up, cause when your strength ends, my worth is your friend begins.
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Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum, Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!
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So nice website……….. i like this too much…… Lives are for living I live for you Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you Hearts are for beating mine beats for you Angels are for keeping. Ca...
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Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai... . . . . . . Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet, picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai.... hhahaa
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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…
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Once A couple went 2 a resturant.. BF: kya logi tum.? GF: tum jo kaho.. BF: Achcha..waiter Menu lana.. GF: (in shy) Me bhi menu khaungi.
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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki. Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne. Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
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Fiza Mein Mehakti Saam Ho Tum Pyaar Mein Jhalakta Jaam Ho Tum Sine Mein Chupaye Phirte Hain Hum Yaadein Tumhari Isliye Meri Zindagi Ka Dusra Naam Ho Tum…
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Vodafone walon ka KUTTA Aaj subah he chal bsa, Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain. Tujhe Meri Dosti ki Kasam, Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)
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Vodafone walon ka KUTTA Aaj subah he chal bsa, Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain. Tujhe Meri Dosti ki Kasam, Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)
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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. “Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
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Judge – You are crossing the limits. Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge – How dare you call me saala? Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
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Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke ...
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Koi achi si saja do mujhko chalo bhula do mujhko. Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko…
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Koi achi si saja do mujhko chalo bhula do mujhko. Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko…
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