If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
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Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
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Life begins at forty.
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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
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A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
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Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
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