Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
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Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
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There are so many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little; for when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course.
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PLeas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind, [br /]And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
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Whatever with the past has gone, [br /]The best is always yet to come.
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