Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
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