We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications wit...
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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
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Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
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I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
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You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
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