“We are born to inquire into truth; it belongs to a greater to possess it”
- in Birthday sms

“I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the last human blessing.”
- in Birthday sms

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
- in Birthday sms

Here's a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.
- in Birthday sms

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- in Birthday sms

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
- in Birthday sms

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
- in Birthday sms

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
- in Birthday sms

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
- in Birthday sms

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
- in Birthday sms