Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
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To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
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We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
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I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.
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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
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