Thought of the day:[br /]“if u help a gal when she is in problem,[br /]she will always remember u[br /]only when she is in problem again..!!”
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Wife: What is 10 years with me? [br /][br /]Husband:A second.[br /] [br /]Wife:What is $1000 for me?[br /] [br /]Husband:A coin.[br /] [br /]Wife: Ok give me a coin. [br /][br /]Husband:Wait a secon...
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Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?[br /]Stress is when wife is pregnant,[br /]Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,[br /]Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Your attention please[br /]Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...
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Dil me basi he dosti teri, ankhon me basi hai tasveer teri, jab aati hai yaad teri, mai dekhatu hu TOM & JERRY!
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A GOOD news![br /][br /][br /][br /][br /][br /][br /][br /][br /][br /] [br /][br /][br /]YOUR down ARROW key is working
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Interviewer : Tell Me the Opposite of Good? [br /]Raju : Bad. [br /]Interviewer : Come [br /]Raju : Go. [br /]Interviewer : Ugly [br /]Raju : Pichlli. [br /]Interviewer : Ugly [br /]Raju ; P...
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I want a kiss from you [br /] [br /]surprized?? [br /] [br /]but why?? [br /] [br /]aray baba [br /] [br /]Kiss means [br /] [br /]K> Koi [br /]I> Intresting sa [br /]S> sms [br /]S> send karo [br /...
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A : u r Active [br /][br /]B : u r Best [br /][br /]C : u r Cute [br /][br /]D : u r my Dear friend[br /] [br /]E : u r Excelant [br /][br /]F : u r First [br /][br /]G : u r Great [br /][br /][br /...
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