So many options to die..
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[br /]-SLEEPING PILLS
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[br /]-JUMPING FROM
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[br /]-LYING ON TRAIN
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[br /]But still boys choose
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2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
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SHUT UP
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[br /]S = Surprises 4 U
[br /]H = Happiness 4 U
[br /]U = Unlimited Love 4 U
[br /]T = True Passion 4 U
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[br /]U = U Alwayz In My Mind
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Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
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What is a girl friend?
[br /]Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :~
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[br /]"Its a talent of taking rest before U get tired"
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Question : There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs.
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Naughty thought of today:
[br /]"It is really hard to wait for the right person in life...
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[br /].....especially
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