Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA
- in Sardar sms jokes
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
- in Sardar sms jokes
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
- in Sardar sms jokes
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa
- in Sardar sms jokes
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
- in Sardar sms jokes
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
- in Sardar sms jokes
Flowers butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars moon = A romantic night.
Rain monsoon = A lovely weather.
U ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
- in Insult sms