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[br /]O!GOD I DO NOT ASK A THING FOR ME
[br /]I want somethn 4 my mother
[br /]JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LUKIN
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The Best Environment Day Slogan?
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[br /]Save Earth,
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[br /]This Is The Only
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[br /]Planet With Girls !:-)
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Dis is a warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink. One day, you'll lose all ur friends, They will all die & you'll be left alone.
[br /] So, Start smoking
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|.. LoVeLy ThOuGht ..|
[br /]Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say.. But The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out Which 10% To Listen To.. ;->
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Height Of Smartness..
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[br /]Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !
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[br /]Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->
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One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .
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[br /]Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD
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[br /]After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
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Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don't Mind Thier Own Business...???
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[br /]Ans:
[br /]1 => No M!nD
[br /]2 => No Business..... ;->
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!... I Hate You ...!
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[br /]I Hate Ur Smile
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[br /]I Hate Ur Laughs
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[br /]I Hate Ur Kiss
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[br /]I Hate Ur Hugs
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[br /]BuT mOst Ov All,
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[br /]I Hate That
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