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[br /]Boss: Which part?.
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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Recession in d world is so bad that majority people have started sleeping with their own wives...
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your aim in life should be 654321
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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!
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[br /]Of Course Girls Are First!!!
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