When I Send an SMS
[br /]It Doesn’t Mean
[br /]You Have to Do
[br /]the Same
[br /]You Can Send
[br /]Movie tickets, Pizza, Chocolates, CDs, DVDs
[br /]Even DDs & Cheques
[br /]are Accepted
[br /]...
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Man’s Aim in Life-
[br /]76543210
[br /]7-Digit Earnings
[br /]6-Digit Savings
[br /]5-Room Penthouse
[br /]4-Wheel Limo
[br /]3-Week Holiday
[br /]2-Lovely Girlfriends
[br /]1-Sweet and Silent Wi...
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Democratic Difference btn USA & India : in US u can kiss at public place but cant shit in public place but in India u can shit at public place but cant kiss
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Hi, jus wanna say u're lukin "STUPID" 2day.
[br /]I mean...
[br /]"S"mart.[br /]
[br /]"T"remedous.
[br /][br /]"U"nique.
[br /][br /]"P"erfect.
[br /][br /]"I"deal.
[br /][br /]"D"ashing.
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Best 3 Comedy lines of college life
[br /]1st: Chal yaar lecture baithte hai
[br /]2nd: Kal se padhai strt karenge.
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[br /]And the most comedy one
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[br /]Sir, I'm having doubt
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Let's see how good ur English is.[br /][br /]Now a Beggar begs...[br /]Lover loves....[br /]and a Fakir??[br /][br /][br /]also begs..[br /]But I liked the way u think.
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"Some men join army coz they r single[br /][br /]& they love WAR.."[br /][br /]"Others join army[br /][br /]coz they r married &[br /][br /]they love PEACE" ;-)
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When u get this scrap, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
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