girls don't keep mobile in shirt pocket as network is not good in hilly area.
[br /]boys keep mobile in pockets as network is good near tower!
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The 3 dreams of man:
[br /]1-To b as handsom as his mothr thinks he is
[br /]2-To b as rich as his child thinks he is
[br /]3-To hav as many girlfrends as his wife believ
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Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
[br /][br /]Because, women don't have a wife.
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Height of mixed emotion[br /][br /]ur enemy falls from 7th floor on ur brand new benz car
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Rs.9 cr per week iswasted by Indians by sms,which could be used 2 feed 6 lakh hungry ppl in pak .so lets keep those bastards hungry & keep msging.
- in Funny sms
I still remember the d day, i sent a sms 2U sayin
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[br /]"Sender is cool and reader is fool"
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[br /]U replied saying
[br /]"Sender is fool and reader is cool"
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IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
[br /]keeP him oN uR naiLs!
[br /]So iF U Fail iN lovE,
[br /]don?t breaK uR hearT!
[br /]JusT cuT thE naiLs!
[br /]DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs.
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One day in ur life a handsome boy wil come, who wil love u a lot.
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[br /]He wil touch u with love and give u many kisses..
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[br /]And will say
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[br /]I
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[br /]LOVE
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[br...
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