"Alcohol is not the answer to all questions"--Swami Vivekanand
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[br /]"But it helps you to forget the question"--Swami Vijay Mallya
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Something are made for each other,
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[br /]Paper and pen,
[br /]Shirt and Paint.
[br /]Me and Your Boy Friend.
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wat is d diffrence btwn a magnet n women?
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[br /]Magnet has a positive side.....
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MY CHILDHOOD HISTORY
[br /]I kicked lions, i pulled tigers tail. i broke cheetahs legs i threw elephants but then the toy shop ownre kicked me out of the shop
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"TEN minutes talking to an intelligent person is like reading general knowledge books for a whole day" so feel free to call me anytime..I DON'T MIND
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On ur single smile Thousands people die.
[br /]keeping smile & reduce population of India.
[br /]Never smile in front of the miror.
[br /]varna lene ke dene pad jayenge.
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teacher:say me any 5 water animals
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[br /]teacher:gud,what r remaining 4
[br /]student;fish amma, fish ayya,fish anna, fish akka
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