Yahoooooo……!!!! [br /] [br /]Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi [br /] [br /](’;') [br /] [br /]Pen [br /]Pencil [br /]Scale [br /]Eraser [br /]Uniform [br /]ID Card [br /] [br /]Sub tayyar hay, [...
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Hum jeete EK bar hai, [br /]Marte EK bar hai, [br /]Pyar EK bar hota hai, [br /]Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. [br /]TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
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Its a fact that a gal may not help u to get lot of salary but.... salary may help u to get lot of gals. So love ur work not gals....
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a depressed boy asked swami vivakanand:"can there b anything worst than losing a [br /]girlfriend?" [br /]he replied:"yes,losing your confidance of getting another".
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Today is Monday............ [br /]Forward this 2 all your friends and within 7 days another Monday will come........ [br /]believe me, It's true.... [br /]Its really working.
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Hotel Manager gives an advertisement for a Chef. One cook sends his application as follows: “Dear Sir, I am a good cooker. If you appoint me, I am sure I will be able to cook you. When I was worki...
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Exam se pehle kudrat se ye dua karein: [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]. [br /]....
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Law Of Answering In [br /]"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!" [br /] [br /]Do U Know Which Law It Is? [br /] [br /]This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket, [br /]How is that you can fly so fast? [br /][br /]The Rocket replies you will know the pain [br /]when they put fire at your back!
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T O D A Y Z [br /]T H O U G H T [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /]A [br /]G I R L S [br /]B E S T [br /]A S S E T [br /]I S [br /]H E R [br /]L I E' A B I L I T Y
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