What Is The Similarity [br /]B/w A Beautiful, [br /]Educated,Wise , [br /]Loving &Caring Wife [br /]& [br /]Osama Bin Ladin [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br ...
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Difference between good girls and bad girls?[br /]Ans:Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.. ;-)
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If a baby is born [br /]in africa wat wil [br /]b d color of d [br /]babies teeth? [br /]: [br /]: [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /]: [br /] [br /] [br /]: [br /]:Y u waste this much time.! [br /]How wil ...
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Police- 100 Love- 143 Fraud- 420 Devil-666 Muslim-786 And DOSTI =9891991409 [br /].yaran di 24hour service.
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Agar 5 min me apka koi b sms nhi aaya to aaj apni relation khatam [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /]Khallas [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /] [br /]Over [b...
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today is the beautiful day to brush your teeth. so wake up quickly and brush.
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NEXT GENERATION CHILD WILL SING.. [br /]"TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR,I JUST WENT TO THE ROYAL BAR,WHISKEY RATES ARE SO HIGH,SO HAD A BEER WITH CHICKEN"
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Heaven is there when we've German car, Chinese food, American salary & Nepali wife. Hell is there when we've Chinese car, German food, American wife & Nepali wife
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In the corridor of a governmnt office was a signboard that read, "Do not make a noise". Someone added the following words: "Otherwise we may wake up" ;))
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2day is undrwer day: tell me wich color of undrwer ur wearing 2day. [br /]No reply means u r not wearing it. [br /]Send dis 2 ur frnds & c hw many r not wearing. Gm
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