Touch your heart,you will feel the rythm of your heartbeat
[br /]touch your head and u will fell the rhythm of an empty pot
[br /]Tin..
[br /]Tin..
[br /]Tidip..
- in Funny sms
When i call you.....1st ring i miss you
[br /]2nd ring i think of you,
[br /]3rd ring i like you,
[br /]4th ring i like you,
[br /]so much 5th ring,
[br /]idiot pick up the phone.
- in Funny sms
MATHS AND GIRLS BOTH ARE COMLICATED................
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[br /]BUT MATHS ATLEAST HAVE LOGIC....
- in Funny sms
Best msg ever written on board in church--[br /]"God never fails"
[br /]A stock broker wrote below it-:[br /]"Let him trade in stock market"
- in Funny sms
Definition of a true music lover-
[br /]A girl is singing in the bathroom taking the bath & a boy standing near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes
- in Funny sms
When Apple becomes Red it is ready to Eat,
[br /]Whan a Girl become 18 she is ready to.........
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[br /]VOTE!!
[br /]Dirty mind.. U will never change..
- in Funny sms
What is the difference b\w Alcohol and Poison.
[br /]If u drink Alchol u will dance around the people....
[br /]If u drink Poison people will dance around U....
- in Funny sms
Three dreams of a man:
[br /]To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
[br /]To be as rich as his child believes.
[br /]To have as many women as his wife suspects
- in Funny sms