How can u earn 1 Crore Rs in stock market??[br /].[br /].[br /].[br /].[br /].[br /].[br /].[br /].[br /].[br /].[br /][br /].[br /].[br /].[br /]
[br /]Simple..[br /]Start Investing wid 2 crores..
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That HUM is Missing TUM vry much n[br /]Widout Tum Hum is vry Lonely[br /][br /]
[br /]So TUM never go Far frm HUM otherwise [br /][br /]HUM will mis TUM a l0t.
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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whts attitude??
[br /][br /]three ants after seeing alephant
[br /][br /]first- we will kill him[br /]
[br /]second- we will crush him
[br /][br /]third- leave him dude, we r three and he is alone !...
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I love
[br /]i love you
[br /]i love you
[br /]i love you
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[br /]and other alphbates to.
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A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
[br /]B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
[br /]A: An elephant's.
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A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
[br /]B: Yes, of course.
[br /]A: Great! I never could before!
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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
[br /]Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
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