Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
- in Insult sms

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
- in Funny sms

Dekho awaz dekar pass hume paogi.. Aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge.. Dur rehkar bhi tumpe nazar hai meri, Hantho se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaogi…
- in Cute sms

Lagti ho kuch Ziddi si, karti ho manmani, phoolo si komal, titli si chanchal, kuch jaani kuch unjaani ho hissa kisi jivit Swapn ka ya ho koi kahani, tum hi kah do ek naam tumhara,
- in Getwell soon sms

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
- in Anniversary sms

Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke ...
- in Joke sms

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ” simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
- in Insult sms

Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga, Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga, Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna, Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga…
- in Good luck sms

Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho, Maa laxmi ka vass ho, Sankaton ka nash ho, Har dil pe apka raj ho, Unnati ka sar pe taj ho, Wish you a very Happy Diwali!
- in Diwali sms

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our ...
- in Bengali sms