You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
- in Naughty sms
Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala
Yahi Dua karta hai apka yeh chahne wala…
- in New year sms
Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai.
Jiyo apni zindagi aise,
jaise ji raha gulab hai.
Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi,
muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai.
- in Quote sms
Jab bhi hogi pehli baarish
tumko samne payenge
woh bundo se bhara chehra
tumhara hum kaise dekh payenge…
- in Romantic sms
Pyar Ka Tohfa Hr Kisiko Nhi Milta
Ye Wo Phul H Jo Hr Bhaag Me Nhi Khilta
Is Phul Ko Kabi Tutne Mat Dena
Qki Tuta Hua Phul Wapas Nhi Khilta…
- in Sad sms
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
- in Sardar sms jokes
Akasr jab hum unko yaad karte hai….
Apne rab se yahi faryaad karte hai…
Umar hamari bhi lag jaye unko..
Kyoki hum unko khud se zyada pyar kaarte hai…
- in Shayari sms
Suraj ke bina subah nahi hoti,
Chand ke bina raat nahi hoti,
Badal ke bina barsat nahi hoti,
Aapki yaad ke bina din ki shuruwat nahi hoti…
- in Good morning sms