3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
- in Sardar sms jokes
Jis pal aap dil se muskuraoge,
Apni hasi me hamari jhalk paoge
Na samjna k sath chod denge hum
palat kar dekhoge to har rah par hame paoge. Good Morning!
- in Good morning sms
“Kbhi b kamyabi ko dimag m aur
nakami ko dil m Jaga na dena,
kyn k Kamyabi Dimagh mein Takabbur
aur Nakami dil mein Mayosi paida kar deti hai.â€
- in Quote sms
Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone
pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
- in Joke sms
I am Sorry
Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz…
Main Kuch Dino K Baad
Tumhy Hamesha K Liye
Chor Kr Chala Jaonga
Tumhara Apna
Year 2012
But
Tumhy Aik Naya DOST De Kr
Ja Raha Hon
Year 2013
So Njoy...
- in New year sms
Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.
- in Insult sms
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay
kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub
check kar kay laya hoooon :)
- in Sardar sms jokes
Dard jitna hai meri nigahon me,
na de khuda kisiki raho me,
bitana chahte they zindagi jinki bahon me
Shayad maut bhi na mil payegi unki panaho me…
- in Shayari sms